Thanks to everyone who entered our RosettaStone software giveaway.  We really enjoyed reading through your strange and wonderful comments—all 300 of them.

Some particular favorites:

1.  Tengo mucho hombre.  I have much men.

2.  Nicht alle Esel haben vier Beine.  Not all donkeys have four legs.

3.  Tienes un queso en tus pantalones?  Do you have a cheese in your pants?

4.  Hola! yo estoy muy gupo.  Hello!  I am very gupo.

5.  ¿Cuantos anos tienes? How many anuses do you have?

6.  Quiero ir a la guerra. ¿Dónde es la guerra? (looking for the train station in Paris) I want to go to the war.  Where is the war?

7.  Mis pantalones huelen a lechuga!  My pants smell like lettuce.

8.  Me enamorado con Ricky Martin.  I in love with Ricky Martin.

9.  Je voudrais donnez mes petites poissons dejour un peu d’espaniol sur le chapeau.  I would like to give my little fish some Spanish on the hat.

10. MUY bien grouchyass.  Actually, we have no idea what this means.

Alas, there could be only one winner.  And that winner is Kathy Scott!  In her own words, “Our school system offers a dual immersion program where half the day is in English and half the day is in Spanish. Since my kids did not participate, I would like them to learn some Spanish.”

Good luck with that Kathy, please let us know how it goes.

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