Children without Borders
March 11th, 2010 | by Sascha Zuger 7 comments
Sascha Zuger is the author of the New York State Moon Handbook (coming in June) and Dancing Under Water (forthcoming from HarperStudio in 2011), a memoir of her diving years.
“In the case of emergency, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. Those of you traveling with children, I’m sorry.”
The flight attendant’s announcement brought a giggle from the plane. Traveling with children can be an adventure. Traveling abroad even more so. As we approached the border on one such trip, it occurred to me that my child, at three years, was arriving at an age where there was no predicting what might issue from his mouth at the worst possible moment.
This was not always reason for concern. His first flight at the ripe age of ten days old was only realized by me placing his six pounds two ounces, tucked inside twelve pounds four ounces of blankets, on the desk of the ticket agent who had previously told me the flight was fully booked. I would need to wait four days for the next flight out of the third world country in which he was born.
I should have booked at least a month in advance, she scolded. I refrained from pointing out that I had no confirmed ETA on the birth of my son, so booking an advance ticket was somewhat of a challenge.
Instead I smiled, set him on her desk, and pretended to rifle through my bag. The boarding pass magically appeared within seconds, and we were on our way as soon as I could pry him away from the fifteen airline employees googly-gooing him.
After a quick stop at airport security, where it was deemed necessary to ask his sex to obtain the correct gendered security personnel to frisk him, booty to newborn Mohawk, we boarded his first of many flights. This began a long tradition of my son oiling the wheels of the system with a giggle and a smile.
But no more. He was now dangerously verbal. And as an attendee of a performing arts preschool, a miniature thespian so convincing that I nearly believed him when he explained one day that he was not my son, but a policewoman named “Taco.” They might just ask him the questions instead of me. And they might believe Taco, the three-year-old police woman, instead of me.
This realization made me nervous. It is not recommended to look nervous when crossing borders.
I held my breath as the immigration official leaned into the vehicle. Flipped through our passports. He switched from his suspicious you-are-likely-an-axe-murder glare to the welcome-to-our-country smile. I switched from my wide-eyed please-oh-please-let-me-into-your-country look to my thank-you-I-will-now-proceed-to-spend-many-US-dollars-here smile. The man was in the process of waving us through when my three-year-old, who happens to bear no physical resemblance to myself, piped up with a dramatic, quite well rehearsed, “I…am mama’s son.”
The waving hand turned mid-wave into a stopping hand. Forty minutes later, our re-verified paperwork turned inside and out by multiple unsmiling agents, we were again on our way.
Traveling with children is a learning experience. This trip, I learned to always pack an extra large jawbreaker.

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